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Don't ask me, I wasn't the one who said it. I don't even know who it was - I wasn't there, OK?

Actually, we take privacy concerns fairly seriously. This site will not gather any information nor distribute any such information to any third party, even if it is gathered, which it isn't. No sir.

Now, what was your name again? Uh huh. And your bank account details? OK... [fx: ching!]

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