Currently, this site is sitting on a hard-disk a few feet away from Crem's chair.

We feel it's these little personal touches that matter - no cold, anonymous off-site hosting for us. We feel that files should be lovingly cared for and nurtured, housed in a clean, safe enviroment where they can be lovingly patted from time to time and told that they matter.

"There there, little file" said Crem. "That'll do".

And then, one day he turned nasty and the whole site was packed off to Russia. Without even a by-your-leave...

2007 Simon Brattel Home